/* =====================================
   STAY JOLLY INTERNET HEADQUARTERS
   ===================================== */

html {
  min-height: 100%;
}

body {
  margin: 0;
  padding: 30px 10px;

  background-color: #171717;

  /*
  Eventually this becomes:
  background-image: url("images/roger-tile.gif");
  background-repeat: repeat;
  background-attachment: fixed;
  */

  color: #eeeeee;

  font-family:
    "Courier New",
    Courier,
    monospace;
}


/* THE SACRED 800 PIXELS */

#site {
  width: 800px;
  max-width: 100%;

  margin: 0 auto;

  background: #000000;

  border: 3px ridge #c0c0c0;

  box-sizing: border-box;
}


/* HEADER */

#header {
  text-align: center;

  padding: 25px 10px;

  border-bottom: 2px solid #c0c0c0;
}

#header h1 {
  font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;

  font-size: 72px;

  line-height: 0.9;

  margin: 10px 0;

  letter-spacing: -5px;
}

#header p {
  margin-bottom: 5px;

  font-weight: bold;
}


/* WINDOWS-ISH BROWSER */

#browser {
  width: 100%;

  background: #c0c0c0;

  color: #000000;

  font-family:
    Arial,
    Helvetica,
    sans-serif;

  font-size: 13px;

  border-bottom: 3px ridge #ffffff;
}

#browser td {
  border-bottom: 1px solid #808080;
}

.address {
  display: inline-block;

  width: 75%;

  background: #ffffff;

  border:
    2px inset #eeeeee;

  padding: 3px 5px;

  font-family:
    "Courier New",
    monospace;
}


/* THE GLORIOUS TABLE */

#layout {
  width: 100%;

  table-layout: fixed;

  vertical-align: top;
}

#layout td {
  vertical-align: top;

  border:
    2px ridge #c0c0c0;
}


/* SIDEBARS */

.sidebar {
  width: 145px;

  font-size: 12px;

  background: #101010;
}

.sidebar h3 {
  margin-top: 0;

  background: #c0c0c0;

  color: #000000;

  padding: 4px;

  font-family:
    Arial,
    Helvetica,
    sans-serif;
}


/* CENTER CONTENT */

#content {
  text-align: center;

  background: #080808;
}

#content h2 {
  font-size: 22px;
}


/* ROGER'S TELEVISION PLACEHOLDER */

.tv {
  margin: 20px auto;

  padding: 50px 15px;

  background: #222222;

  border:
    8px ridge #777777;

  text-align: center;
}

.static {
  font-size: 18px;

  font-weight: bold;
}


/* VISITOR COUNTER */

.counter {
  background: #000000;

  color: #00ff33;

  border:
    2px inset #c0c0c0;

  padding: 5px;

  text-align: center;

  font-family:
    "Courier New",
    monospace;

  font-size: 22px;

  letter-spacing: 3px;
}


/* FOOTER */

footer {
  border-top:
    2px ridge #c0c0c0;

  text-align: center;

  padding: 12px;

  font-size: 10px;
}


/* =====================================
   RELUCTANT CONCESSION TO MODERN PHONES
   ===================================== */

@media (max-width: 700px) {

  body {
    padding: 5px;
  }

  #header h1 {
    font-size: 48px;
  }

  #layout,
  #layout tbody,
  #layout tr,
  #layout td {
    display: block;

    width: auto;
  }

  .sidebar {
    margin-bottom: 8px;
  }

  .address {
    width: 65%;
  }

}